Saturday, March 12, 2011

Tony the Wolf has met his match . . . sort of

     In keeping with a recent turn of focus, Wild Woman Kane is pleased to welcome Charlotte McPherson, a bright, young supporting character in Keena Kincaid's first Class of '85 story, Something More. Something tells me after meeting her, you'll agree Charlotte could hold her own with the likes of Denny Ryker and Tony the Wolf. Take it away . . . Charlotte!

     Hi. I’m Charlotte McPherson. I’m 17 and I’m…what? No, I wasn’t named after Charlotte from Sex and the City—as if! My brother, Nick, told me I was named for the spider in a story about a pig, but he said that because I was scared of spiders when I was a little kid. I was really named after the writer who wrote Jane Eyre. I think that’s cool, but I pretend I haven’t read the book. It’s not cool to be smart.
Where are you from? I’m from Summerville, NY, a boring little city at the edge of the most boring of the great lakes (Lake Ontario) in the most boring part of New York state.
What is Something More about? It’s about what happened when I ran away from Nick’s condo in New York City. See, my parents died in a car crash. Well, they weren’t really my parents, but I didn’t know that until the funeral. Everyone knew and everyone frakking lied to me! Everyone! God, I was pissed. Still am a little bit. So anyway I learned about that. Then Nick said he wanted me to go live with him in the city. No way. All my friends are here! So I left and stayed with my boyfriend.

     Oh, you wanted to know more about Nick and Nora.
What did you think the first time you saw Nora? She’s pretty cool for an old lady. I think she’s like 40 or 50. Anyway, did you know she beat Nick up? After I ran away, I needed money, so I went to the restaurant where I used to work to get my last check. Nick was waiting there. I ran into the women’s bathroom. Nora was in there. Nick came in after me. Can you believe it? He came right into the girl’s bathroom! Nora thought he was pervy, so she did some sort of martial arts move and put him on the ground! It was way cool. Then I stole her car keys—she had a Volkswagen key fob, so I knew I could figure out which car in the lot was hers—and took her car so I could get away.
What was your second thought? That I shouldn’t steal from someone who just beat up my brother. He’s been in prison. He’s tough.
Did you think it was love at first sight? No way. Being beaten up by a woman has to be a lust kill. Then again, Nick can be weird.
What do you like most about Nora? She doesn’t tell me what to do. I needed advice once, and she gave me the straight dope. She didn’t tell Nick either.
How would you describe her? I think she’s cool. David, her nephew, says she’s an ass pain, but he lives with her.
How would she describe you? Don’t ask. After I took her car, Casey—the douche bag ex—totaled it. I’m not her favorite person at the moment.
What is your biggest fear? That Nick is lying to me when he says he wants me to come live with him when he really just feels obligated to take care of me. He lied to me all my life, why would he suddenly tell the truth now?
Who's your favorite fictional character and why? Don’t tell anyone, cause it’s so uncool, but I love Six from Battlestar Galactica. She just so in charge of herself and everyone else. David says I’m like Starbuck. I hope he’s wrong. She’s pretty frakked up.
What is the best piece of advice you ever received? Nora told me once that everyone gets several, maybe dozens of chances at love, and to not throw away future opportunities because I’m scared no one else will want me.
To Keena: What movies or books have had an impact on your writing? One of the best openings to any novel I’ve ever read is, “I had a farm in Africa, at the foot of the Ngong Hills” by Isak Dinesen (Out of Africa). It tells you where the book takes place, that she’s no longer there and that she wishes herself back. I still want to write such an evocative opening line.

Keena Kincaid likes to say she writes romances in which passion, magic and treachery collide to create unforgettable stories. The truth is she’s usually kidnapped by tall, handsome men (who are totally into someone else) and held hostage until she helps them win the woman of their dreams. For more information about her books, visit: http://keenakincaid.com/

And now, an excerpt from Something More . . .

Nora was either spinning or falling. Perhaps both. His mouth brushed hers again. The heat and taste of peat from the Scotch lingered on her lips as Nick placed a series of soft kisses along her jaw, her chin. He nipped her lower lip and pressed her against the rail, a gentle movement that knocked the air from her chest with the promise of what was to come.
Anxiety slithered over skin. She couldn’t do this. Hadn’t done this since her divorce—actually for years before that. She was going to embarrass herself if she kept going.
Nick—”
He tilted her chin upward with one finger, shifted the angle of his body until the solid heat of his erection burned through her jeans. Bones melted. Doubts faded. His lips worked over hers in a heady blend of skill and desire.
The hand beneath her sweater slid upward, over the bumps of her ribs until his fingertips traced the lace of her thin bra, catching her nipple between finger and thumb. His tongue tangled with hers. He took his time, drinking her like fine Scotch and running his hands over her body with exquisite slowness. Her head spun from a primitive demand for sexual satisfaction. She’d forgotten what it was like, this incandescent, all-consuming need for another person. She pressed her palm against his chest, felt the heat of his skin, curled her fingers against hard muscle. His heart thumped hard and fast against her hand. He broke the kiss and leaned against her, his face against her hair. He smelled spicier than before, warmer, too.
Are you certain?”
Pulling back, she studied him, trying to decipher the flicker of doubt on his face. “Who would’ve thought the wild boy of Summerville High would grow up to be so staid?”


Sunday, March 6, 2011

Meet Tony the Wolf

     For a refreshing change of pace, we have a unique guest with us today--a man near and dear [?] to my heart, the 'bad guy' [next only to Dickhead that is] in Sharon Buchbinder's An Inn Decent Proposal. He's a character, to put it mildly. So grab a cuppa and empty your bladders 'cause heeeere's Tony . . .


Where are you from originally?
Who’s askin’? What are you with the feds, or sumpin’? You got ID? No? Youse is just some nosy reporter? Fine. I’m from Jersey. That’s all youse needs to know.
What is An Inn Decent Proposal about?
It’s about how I got screwed outta a sweet deal. I was gonna build a casino, move in my crew, get some respect, if you know what I mean. The chief of police, Dickhead, he told me we had a deal. He lied to me. Him and his big-titted, useless wife, Beth, Betty, whatever. I get to the auction, which is supposed to be rigged for ME. That place was MINE. Then outta the blue these two saps walk in, actin’ like they ain’t seen each other in twenty-five years--baloney. They had a plan. I figured that out pretty quick. They out bid me. ME, Tony the Wolf. And, Betty, Beth, she insisted they got it fair and square. Man, I wanted to off that broad, but I needed her around for the paperwork.

What did you think the first time you saw Jim and Genie.
If that little bimbo, Genie King, hadn’t pissed me off, I think she and I woulda gotten along just fine. Big ass. Nice set of jugs. I could get lost in that kinda woman. Lots of meat. Not bony like those women who starve themselves alla time. Then it turns out she’s with James Rawlings, aka, Ichabod Crane--and she outbids me? ME? I wasn’t takin’ that crap lyin’ down. Might as well paint LOSER on my forehead. I would never hear the end of it from my boys back in Jersey.

What was your second thought?
She and her stupid boyfriend needed to be taught a lesson about who was in charge, and it wasn’t them. It was me. Tony the Wolf.

Did you think it was love at first sight?
Love is for suckers.

What do you like most about Jim or Genie?
Her tits—no, her ass. Both. But, she pissed me off. I had to show her I was in charge. It was MY deal, not hers or his.
How would you describe Genie?
Ever see that movie, Sweet Charity? Like that, with the red hair, but wearing a suit that shows all her curves. Tits, baby, nice tits. The guy was tall, skinny. Women would say he looked like Nick Cage. I thought Ichabod Crane. He coulda played the part in a movie.

How would she describe you?
To be honest, she don’t care for me much. Called me a hairy knuckled Neanderthal. She and Ichabod thought they was alone, havin’ pillow talk. Ha. I was listening. I heard what that bitch said. She and I had a private conversation goin’--until that idiot Ichabod Crane showed up.

What made you choose mob underling as a career?
It’s a callin’ really. Some people are just meant to be who they are. Vinny needed some help, put out the word, and bada-bing, here I am. It’s whaddya call it? Kismet. That’s it.

What is your biggest fear?
It ain’t WHAT--it’s WHO. Vinny DeCapo is my biggest fear. That and looking like a LOSER.

How do you relax?
I have a drink, watch some “adult” TV.

What's your favorite fictional character and why?
I don’t know nothin’ about fiction. I like to stick with reality TV. Like Tony Soprano. He’s a GOD. I want to be him when I grow up. I tried to track down his people in Jersey, even went to that meat market. They said they didn’t know what I was talking about. Pretty slick. He inspires loyalty even at the meat market, they don’t give nothin’ away on him.

What is the best piece of advice you ever received?
Don’t leave no witnesses.

To Sharon, the author: What movies or books have had an impact on you?
      This is like asking me if I like air or water. Almost every book I read has some impact--positive or negative. The ones that I enjoy reading most have elements of mystery, horror and romance. Of course, that’s what I write, too. I started out reading Nancy Drew (yes, that was me snooping around your house!) moved on to Asimov, Bradbury and Heinlein, while devouring Agatha Christie. Met Dean Koontz reading Lightening and fell in love with that story (big romance plot) and pursued the rest of his stories. With respect to romance, I used to subscribe to Harlequin’s Romantic Suspense and Intrigue series. I learned how to plot fast-paced romance and suspense together through reading those books. I have stacks of to-be-read books in my overcrowded library and now have a Kindle and a Nook so I can store my books electronically and carry them where ever I go.

     With respect to movies, I love thrillers. Man On Fire with Denzel Washington and Enough with Jennifer Lopez are the two I’ve watched most recently while torturing myself on the elliptical trainer. Body Heat is one of the best noir films ever made. Kathleen Turner is hot and an amazing man eater. She inspired me to write my man eating character, Isabel Ramirez, in Desire And Deception. However, unlike Kathleen Turner’s character, Isabel redeems herself at the end.