Saturday, September 3, 2011

Welcome Margo Hoornstra and Next Tuesday At Two


Happy Labor Day, everyone. I hope you, no matter where you're reading this from, you are hauling out from damages inflicted by Hurricane Irene and/or are [like our guest] have experienced long over due relief from the oppressive heat. We had in bad in Western New York; I fear Michigan had it worse.

Today we are pleased to have Margo Hoornstra with us. A long time author with the Last Rose of Summer line, her novels, free reads and and short stories are available through The Wild Rose Press.

Joining Margo is Aaron Goodwin, a character Margo describes as her anti-hero. He appears in her second Class of ’85 series, Next Tuesday at Two, a July release. As you will see Aaron has a mind, and a mouth, of his own—and isn't afraid to run it.

Where are you from, Aaron?
Born and raised in Summerville, New York. Lived here all my life.

So many of your classmates left home after graduation. From Margo’s first Class of ’85 book, Glad Tidings, Jake Holbrook went into the Peace Corps and Bethany Andrews Thomas became a doctor. In To Be, Or Not, Barry Carlson went on to fame thanks to Major League baseball and Amanda Marsh was a PR pro on Madison Avenue. Blane Weston from Next Tuesday at Two owns a construction company. But you never left home. Why?
Yeah, a lot of those guys and girls had personal agendas. I didn’t. You mentioned Blane Weston. She’s actually the reason I’m with you today. That lady, she’s a Summerville Class of ’85 grad like you said, made a name for herself in the construction industry. Owns her own company somewhere around Denver. Imagine that. A woman being a success in a man’s world. Who’d a thought? Anyway, having dabbled some in real estate myself, I figured me and Blane could, you know, establish a relationship at the reunion. And, if some lucrative property deals resulted as well, so be it, if you get my drift.

What else is Next Tuesday at Two about, besides you?
Okay, I’m supposed to read this the way Margo wrote it: Next Tuesday at Two is about two strong willed individuals, construction company owner Blane Weston and venture capital hotshot Matt Durand, who have a hard time admitting they need each other both professionally and personally. But not if I have anything to say about it. That last sentence was me again.

No kidding. What did you think the first time you saw Blane and Matt together?
Geez, I had never seen the woman quite so—effected. And him, arrogant SOB, steppin’ into my territory. Though rumor had it he was no stranger to Summerville, he’s not a Class of ’85 grad and had no business being at our reunion. Look, here’s the deal. A reunion, by definition, is a reuniting. The coming together of a group which has been separated for a length of time. Yeah, I looked it up in the dictionary, you surprised?

Not at…okay, maybe a little. But, go on.
(Sniffs) At any rate, reuniting was my primary goal when I talked the lady into coming in for a visit. Heh, heh. Yes sir, I had big plans for me and that cutie the reunion week-end. When I couldn’t get her to stay at my place—she balked when I said I only had one bed—I figured it’d be just as easy for us to get it on in her hotel room. I mean, let’s face it. I only need one item – me – for makin’ a woman happy.

How did that work out for you?
Not worth a crap. That guy she met in her hometown, a big shot investment guru, crashed our party. Every time I managed to get her alone, this Durand character showed up to, well, show me up. Who knew this guy, Matt Durand, would have the balls…

We prefer the term ‘where with all’.
Yeah, whatever. That he’d have the kahoonas to follow my date to Summerville, with no invite from her, I might add, then proceed to monopolize her time the entire friggin’ week-end. I’m not one to spread gossip, but it’s my opinion that dude managed to accomplish what I couldn’t.
 
Wow! After all that, I’m almost afraid to ask, but what was your second thought?
It’s going to be one heck of a long week-end.
 
Did you think it was love at first sight for them?
Who cares? Far as I know, they met on one of her job sites. But, I gotta say, judging by her reaction to the guy. At least what I saw, she was more than professionally involved. Listen. Around me, she’s a no nonsense, all business stand up kind of woman. Around him, she was all hot flashes and hormones. He followed her to Summerville you know, without an invite from anyone. Crashed the reunion, I might add.
 
So you’ve said. Why do you think this Matt Durand succeeded where you failed?
Damned if I know. I mean, I was all about showing Blane a good time—let her in on what she missed out on in high school—namely me.
 
What did you like most about Blane?
Such a killer bod. Twenty-five years later, she’s still in damned fantastic shape. Must be the construction business agrees with her.
 
Sexual attributes aside, how would you describe her?
Made one heck of a name for herself in a man’s profession. With some pretty stiff odds against her. What more can I say but that?
 
How would she describe you?
She wouldn’t. I mean, after she met Durand, why would she bother?
 
What is your biggest fear?
Real men like me don’t have fears.
 
How do you relax?
Taking my twenty-four foot pleasure boat—the Ever Lovin’ Doll—out on the Lake. That is, when I can find someone to go with me. It’s no fun sailing alone. Also smoozin’ with my buds at the local watering hole, Doogan’s Pub.
 
Though I think I know the answer, I’ll ask anyway. Who’s your favorite fictional character and why?
Me, of course. As for why—isn’t it obvious?
 
What is the best piece of advice you ever received?
I don’t take advice. I’m an advice giver. Like I tried to do for that Durand dude. I went to the Summerville Inn for the Sunday brunch as was on the reunion itinerary. Thinkin’ Blane might want to apologize for dumpin’ me the night before. I was even sort of encouraged when she came flyin’ out of the place like it was on fire. Then Durand came flyin’ out right behind her, beggin’ her to let him explain. What a wuss. You’d never catch me doin’ something as unballsy as that.
Take that Barry Carlson.
 
Is this Barry person the hero in To Be, Or Not?
Yeah. I did my best to let his girlfriend, Amanda, in on the truth about him, too. But, I’m getting ahead of myself. Their story won’t be out for awhile yet. Still, I managed to play a pretty big part there, too.

Okay, we’ve had enough of you. Let’s talk to Margo.
Suit yourself.

Margo—he's wonderful. Really wonderful. Listening to his answers made my head spin—when I wasn't chuckling. So, tell us, what’s the best piece of advice you ever received?
One sentence told to me by my mother over and over again the entire time I was growing up: “You can do anything you decide to put your mind to.”
 
What movies and/or books have an impact on your writing?
Reading Shanna by Kathleen Woodiwiess was the kick in the pants I needed to begin my own novel writing career. I’m currently reading The Writer’s Journey by Christopher Vogel. To say it’s a huge eye opener for me would be an understatement. As for movies The Other Sister has layers of messages in it. And, of course, the romantic in me loves to watch Dirty Dancing.
 
What’s your take on the other stories in the Class of ’85 series?
It was a great series to write for and a place where I made many new friends. We, the other authors and I, bounced ideas, characters, locations and events off of each other. It’s a real thrill to see one of my characters or events mentioned in someone else’s work. I’d do another series in a heartbeat.

To learn more about Margo and her stories, visit www.margohoornstra.com and check out her new blog at www.margohoornstra.blogspot.com

Margo, thanks so much for taking the time out of your schedule to spend time with us today. As always, it's been great fun!  Mallory

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Welcome Leanne Tyler's Elyse Jordan and "It's Always Been You"

We are very pleased to welcome Leanne Tyler and Elyse Jordan from It's Always Been You which will be released today by The Wild Rose Press. We are thrilled--for her and for all fans of the Class of '85 series.

First, a blurb . . .
     Retired Staff Sergeant Seth Roberts returns to Summerville to begin the next chapter of his life. To do that, he needs to find out why his girlfriend married another man more than twenty years ago while he served in the Persian Gulf. Their high school reunion is the perfect place to confront Elyse Jordan.
     Determined to be a strong role model for her daughters, Professor of Feminist Theory Elyse Jordan never talks about the loss of her only love twenty years ago. Caring for her mother during cancer treatment brings Elyse back to Summerville, the one place she avoided after Seth’s death. When an invitation to her twenty-fifth reunion arrives, she decides to go and reconnect with lost friends. She never imagines she’ll come face-to-face with Seth instead.
     Can Seth and Elyse find the thread of love that bound them together or will past tragedies and misunderstandings keep them apart?

Now let's meet Elyse Jordan:
  1. Where are you from?
I was born and raised in Summerville, NY, but moved to eastern NY to attend college. I got a scholarship to Sarah Lawrence where I did my undergraduate. I stayed in the east getting my masters and then my doctorate from Columbia University. After my father passed and I learned of Seth’s unit getting bombed in the Persian Gulf I decided to never return to Summerville. I stayed away for many years only returning for weekend visits after my mother was diagnosed with cancer.
  1. What is It’s Always Been You about?
It’s about Seth Roberts and me finding our second chance to be together. You see it was stolen from us many years before and through no fault of our own. We were victims of circumstance. I can’t really tell you more. I think you should read our story.
  1. What did you think the first time you saw Seth Roberts?
If you mean high school: I thought he was cute. I really enjoyed the way he filled out his baseball pants. He has a cute butt. And those snug gray pants they wore to play ball in, well, they just emphasized it.
If you mean the present: I thought Holy Crap! You see I thought he was dead and here he was staring at me through the window of Café La Dish where I was having lunch with my friend Chelley Garrett.
  1. What was your second thought?
I had to get out of there and fast. My world was turning upside down, but I couldn’t budge for the longest time. All I could do was sit there and fold and refold my cloth napkin. My mind was racing trying to make sense of what was happening. Seth was there. He was alive not dead like I had believed for twenty years and I was an emotional mess inside.
  1. Did you think it was love at first sight?
In high school? No. We started hanging out with friends and after some time he asked me out. It wasn’t until he gave me his letterman’s jacket on a picnic at Angel Wings Bluff that I knew I was falling in love with him.
When I saw him again after twenty years? Oh yes. I had always loved him, even when I thought he was dead. There had never been anyone else that interested me.
  1. What do you like most about Seth?
His smile and the way it makes me melt inside when he looks at me. I also admire his strength and courage. He joined the military after college even though he’d have rather pursued professional baseball like his friend Barry Carlson. The early 90s wasn’t the best time to be in the military. Remember the Middle East? The Persian Gulf? I despised his father for pushing him to follow in the family tradition of being a military man. I … Next question?
  1. How would you describe Seth?
He’s tall, not lanky or stocky, just right in my opinion. If I thought he was ruggedly handsome in his baseball uniform that was nothing compared to him in his military dress. He has blond hair that’s a little too short at the moment, but it will grow out. His eyes are blue, deep blue, and I could stare into them forever. He has the cutest cleft in his chin. Our daughter Cameron has it as well. Did I mention we have twin daughters?
  1. How would he describe you?
Hmmm… maybe he should answer this question, but he’s not here. He’s at the airport picking up his parents. They’ve flown in to meet their granddaughters.
Seth claims I’m prettier today than I was in high school or college. He thinks yellow makes my green eyes shine.
  1. What made you choose to be a Professor of Feminist Theory?
I was getting my masters in English and I took a feminist theory course the semester I found out I was pregnant. Something clicked. I saw many similarities in me and what I was studying. I knew I had to be a strong person for my girls. So I decided to practice what I preached.
  1. What is your biggest fear?
Of waking up one morning and Seth being gone again. I don’t think I could survive losing him a second time. It was hard enough living twenty years believing he was dead.
  1. How do you relax?
Relax? Who has time to relax. Did I not mention I have twin daughters? I’ve been a single-mom for their entire life and yes, they are in college now, but one is a drama major and the other a psyche major. Two drama queens in their own right. My mother is battling cancer. I’m a tenured professor who may be going out on the job market and at my age. And if that isn’t enough to stress a body out, I’m about to have dinner with Seth’s parents. I don’t have time to relax.
  1. What’s your favorite fictional character and why?
Elizabeth Bennett. Despite her mother’s silliness and her younger sister’s naivetés she kept her grace and she stood her ground. She also won the man she loved.
  1. What is the best piece of advice you ever received?
My mother urging me to go to my twenty-fifth high school reunion. If I hadn’t gone I never would have found Seth again.

For Leanne the author: What movies or books have had an impact on you?
A friend and fellow writer Haywood Smith wrote a contemporary several years back called Queen Bee of Mimosa Branch (2002, St. Martin’s Press). I was reading that book when I realized I could be that heroine. It was a turning point for me. I knew that something had to change. I saw it as a wakeup call. Three months later my doctor was telling me I had to take control of my life and I did. Today I know I made the right decision and I’m a stronger person for it.

After that interesting interview, let's read an excerpt:
Hello, Elyse.” Seth waited until she finally raised her head at him. She didn’t look well. “Is it okay if we join you?”
She bit her lower lip, took several deep breaths, and slowly nodded. “I-I don’t understand. Wh-what are you doing here? I thought—”
You thought what?” He kept his voice low as he took the empty chair beside her. Despite her pallor he found it difficult to take his eyes off of her. She looked amazing, better than he could have imagined after all these years.
I was told ...” She took another deep breath, continued to toy with her napkin. “This doesn’t make sense ...” Her hand trembled when she covered her mouth; her green eyes went glossy with unshed tears.
What doesn’t make sense?” He could tell she was pained by his presence and was determined to find out why. Her reaction to seeing him wasn’t what he’d anticipated. He’d been prepared for indifference, not distress.
She reached for her glass of water and took a long drink. “You’re supposed to be dead.”
Can you say that again? The noise in here—”
Raising her voice several octaves, she enunciated each word for clarity. “Dead. You’re supposed to be dead.” People at nearby tables turned around to look at them.
I can assure you I’m not.” 
If that's not one of the best closing hooks I don't know what is! Leanne, thanks for bringing a bit of Elyse and Seth's story to Wild Woman Blogger.
Mallory

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Let's meet Toby Smythe, a die-hard fairy god-father

It is Mother's Day and we celebrate by welcoming Silver James and Toby Smythe from Fairy Tales Can Come True a September 2010 release for the Class of '85. We heard a little bit from Toby last week during the interview with Big Mike Doogan. Today, we'll learn a bit more about him.

Where are you from, Toby?
I started out life in Bohemia, New York. That’s on Long Island. Now I call Milan, Italy home. That’s where all the fashion happens, honey. Not to mention that’s where the boss lady set up shop.
Tell us about “Fairy Tales”.
It's about Alex finding the bal…*cough*…fortitude to stand up and be her own person.
What did you think the first time you saw Alex, the heroine and Deke, the hero?
Oh. My. God! Alex was such a mousy little thing. She absolutely cowered whenever Alexander the Great *rolls eyes* glowered. But even he recognized she had terrific vision when he let her behind the camera. There’s this whole long story about how Alex changed her name to match his, you know. Just too-too cutesy, even for me!
The first time I saw Deke? Oh, honey! I just went all weak in the knees and wondered where all the good men had gone. *fans face*
What was your second thought?
I had the feeling that Dorothy Alexandra Reagan was gonna hit big in the fashion world if she’d ever get out of Alex London’s shadow. I worried when they got married and they became Alex London and Alex London. *shudder* But I was right. She’s an amazing fashion photographer.
Did you think it was love at first sight?
I wasn’t there when they actually met again for the first time, but from the stories I’ve heard? Oh, yeah. Deke swears he went brain dead because the blood all rushed someplace else. Alex just gets this stupid smile on her face and moons over the big hunk.
What do you like most about them?
Oh, honey! You do not want me to go there. What is there not to like about Deke Carpenter? He might bat for the other team, but let me tell you… Well, maybe I better not. Besides, he is so totally into the whole Prince Charming thing and Alex just goes all girly-girl whenever he walks into the room. They’re so cute. Like rainbow sprinkles on whipped cream.
How would you describe them?
Alex is a total sweetie. She’s got a backbone now, which is a good thing but sugar, that woman can make a plain girl look like a fashionista diva on film. She has this innate way of finding the beauty in everyone. Deke? *deep sigh* Honey, that man in a pair of board shorts could bring the dead to life. But he’s got brains and heart, too. Just what Alex needs. He loves her but he doesn’t let her get away with shit. He makes her stand on her own two feet.
How would they describe you?
Alex calls me her fairy godmother. Hey, if the shoe fits and it’s featured in Vogue, I’m there! Deke just sorta snickers but he knows who runs Alex’s show. I’m her right hand. And her left.
What made you choose assistant to a fashion photographer as a career?
Oh, please! I can’t walk in high heels so I sure couldn’t be a drag queen! I grew up trying on my sisters’ clothes. Then I started accessorizing them. What else is a boy with fashion sense and who come from Long Island going to do?
What is your biggest fear?
That I’ll wake up to look like Snookie. Her fashion sense is just so wrong on so many levels. Honey, that would just ruin my day!
How do you relax?
I watch America’s Next Top Model and Project Runway! Those shows totally rock my boat!
Who is your favorite fictional character and why?
Sookie Stackhouse. That girl’s got it goin’ on! Course, I wouldn’t kick Eric out of bed for eating crackers, either.
What is the best piece of advice you ever received?
Don’t sweat the small stuff. I mean, really! It’s the big stuff that makes or breaks you. The little stuff just irritates.

To Silver: What movies or books have had an impact on your writing?
I read everything I could get my hands on growing up. Mary Stewart, Ian Fleming, Andre Norton, and Robert Heinlein were all early influences. So was Louis L’Amour. Toby told me I’m a cross-genre dresser and I think he’s right! There’s a little romance, mystery, and magic in everything I write.

To learn more about Silver James and the stories she creates go to: http://www.silverjames.com
To purchase “Fairy Tales Can Come True” or “Promises, Promises”, go to http://www.thewildrosepress.com/silver-james-m-674.html

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Welcome "Big Mike"

Good afternoon. Today I am so pleased to welcome Silver James and "Big Mike" Doogan, an important character in "Promises, Promises", the latest release from the Class of '85.

Stay tuned and enjoy this one; he's a honey.
Mallory


Where are you from, Mike?
Born and raised right there in Summerville, New York . I’m the third generation to run Doogan’s Pub and I’m pleased that Little Mike is continuing the family tradition.
What is Promises, Promises about?
I’d like to say it’s about Little Mike fightin’ for the woman he loves, but it’s really about Kelly figurin’ out that no man or woman is an island.
What did you think the first time you saw Mike and Kelly?
What can I say? I saw Little Mike right after he was born. He came out fightin’, according to the doctor, and he never stopped. Heart of gold that boy, just like his mama. Now, Kelly…I remember her from when the kids were in high school. Pretty thing and not really like her friends. She had some backbone, that one did. And then after all the problems with her husband and the divorce, and her comin’ home like she had to. Bless her heart. Like a whipped puppy she was, standing there at the train station in Rochester.
What was your second thought?
I worried about Little Mike, what with himself goin’ off to the Army and then his divorce. But he came home and now he runs Doogan’s Pub with me. I’m proud of my son. And Kelly? I figured she was one to ride the river with and if Mike was smart, he’d grab on with both hands and never let go.
Did you think it was love at first sight for them?
I think it was for Little Mike. Heh, he’s taller n’me but I’ve still got a couple of pounds on him. Guess “Little Mike” is sorta one of those misnomer things. Anyway, Mike got all protective about her and I could tell he had feelings that ran a bit deeper. Kelly needed somebody to take care of her. Not that she isn’t capable all on her own, mind you! Just sometimes, a body needs someone to lean on, right?
What do you like most about Kelly and Mike?
They are both honorable. If they make a promise, they follow through and get it done. That’s a big deal in my book.
How would you describe them?
Steady. My boy is steady like a rock. And he cares. For a big guy, he’s gentle. And Kelly? That girl is a spitfire. And she’s not afraid of hard work. Given her folks and all, I was a little surprised but she’s made of the right stuff.
How would they describe you?
Kelly says I’m a teddy bear. Mike? I hope he’d describe me as the man he’d like to be someday. I want him to be as proud of me as I am of him.
What made you choose owning Doogan's Pub as a profession?
I co-own the Pub now. I signed half over to Little Mike awhile ago, only he doesn’t know it yet. I can’t imagine not being at the Pub. We’re a family there. Little Mike, Kelly….Maggie.
Note from Mallory: At this point we had an intruder in the form of Toby Smythe, another of Silver's delightfully unique characters. From Fairy Tales Can Come True, he'll join us next week. Toby is . . . a life force all on his own—and never resists an opportunity to insert his opinion. Not that Big Mike will take the bait for long.
Toby: Speaking of Maggie. Jeez, big guy, when are you going to take care of that? You look like a fanboy mooning over Judy Garland every time she walks by. It’s not like we don’t know you’re crushing on her. Like big time!
What is your biggest fear?
Big Mike: *clears throat* I’m not afraid of anything.
Toby: Dude! You’re afraid Maggie will find someone else! Or that she won’t love you. Too late, for that!
How do you relax?
[Ignoring the pesky Toby], Big Mike says, I’ll have a pint and a game of darts at the Pub.
Who's your favorite fictional character and why?
[Still ignoring Toby who has now launched into an off-key rendition of “Somewhere Over the Rainbow”] Big Mike says, Sean Thornton in “The Quiet Man.” John Wayne is my go-to hero but that role in particular. Now there was a man with honor!
What is the best piece of advice you ever received?
Big Mike: M’dad always told me, “A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.” I’ve always tried to live by those words, and teach Mike to do the same.

To Silver: What movies or books have had an impact on your writing?
I read everything I could get my hands on growing up. Mary Stewart, Ian Fleming, Andre Norton, and Robert Heinlein were all early influences. So was Louis L’Amour. There’s a little romance, mystery, and magic in everything I write.

And, a big thanks to Mallory for inviting Big Mike and me to visit. I’m sure he would love to stand everyone a round of beer at Doogan’s now that Promises, Promises is out.

To learn more about Silver and the stories she creates go to: http://www.silverjames.com
To purchase “Promises, Promises”go to: www.thewildrosepress.com/silver-james-m-674.html

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Welcome Jannine Gallant's MOD

Good morning!
Today, following on our recent trend of having unique and interesting [read: off the wall] characters visit our blog, Jannine Gallant has brought her Mysterious Old Man [MOD] for a stop and chat.
Hope you enjoy!
Mallory


  1. Where are you from originally, MOD?
Does it matter where we’re from, or where we’re goin’? Me, I’ve been to hell and back. Let’s hope the path I’m on leads somewhere better.

  1. What is Lonely Road To You about?
It’s about me following Tyler and that blonde woman he picked up all over the friggin country. I got close to them a few times, close enough to see that life as a rock star left its mark on him, even if he doesn’t play to the crowds no more. I could have confronted him sooner, but I got cold feet. It was probably a good thing fate forced the issue.

  1. What did you think the first time you saw Tyler?
It’s been a few years, more than I like to remember. All I knew was I’d gotten in over my head. I lit out of there quicker than quick.

  1. What was your second thought?
When I saw him this time around, I could only think he made something good of his life, despite a rocky beginning.

  1. Did you think it was love at first sight between Tyler and Kate?
Hell, I don’t know! She seems kind of prim and proper to be his type, though she’s pretty enough. Every time I caught a glimpse of them, he was grinnin’ like an idiot when he looked at her.

  1. What do you like most about Tyler?
I like that he kept after his music but didn’t let the lifestyle destroy him. He didn’t sink into a bottle.

  1. How would you describe him?
He’s cocky, that’s for certain. Flashin’ that smile of his and knowin’ women’ll fall in his lap. That Kate, she seems to be stayin’ one step ahead of him. I say good for her.

  1. How would he describe you?
Jesus, I hate to even think about it! Rat bastard a-hole don’t begin to describe it. I cleaned up my language for your interview.

  1. What made you choose truck driving as a career?
I enjoy life on the road. Let’s just say I’m not the white picket fence sort. Course I’m retired now and tryin’ to settle a few old debts. The biggest one is with Tyler.
  1. What is your biggest fear?
That I’ll fall back into my old ways. Every day is a struggle to stay away from the bottle.

  1. How do you relax?
Used to be with a twelve pack. Now I go for a drive. I still have those itchy feet.

  1. What's your favorite fictional character and why?
Lord all mighty, I don’t know! Last time I read a book was probably in school, and only because my daddy would have beaten the tar out of me if I failed. He was one mean son of a bitch.

  1. What is the best piece of advice you ever received?
A buddy from one of my meetings said no one else will forgive you until you forgive yourself. I’m still workin’ on that.


To author Jannine: What movies have had an impact on you?
When I choose a movie, I’m not necessarily looking to be impacted! I enjoy romantic comedies with quirky characters. Romancing the Stone, Pretty Woman, Sleepless in Seattle, Jerry Maguire, spring to mind. I want to feel good when a movie ends, and I hope my readers feel the same way when they finish one of my books.


And now . . . a blurb for Lonely Road To You:
Kate Abbott isn’t looking for excitement and is perfectly content with the secure life she’s built in Seattle, even if her son thinks she’s in an uninspired rut. Former rock star Tyler North has no intention of shaking up his life on the Montana ranch where he fled years before to escape the ravages of fame and fortune. Neither plan to attend their 25 year high school reunion in Summerville, but fate throws them together on a lonely road, leading them on a journey of discovery.

From the majesty of Yellowstone to the shores of Lake Ontario, Kate and Tyler fight unexpected attractions and old insecurities. Their journey is full of surprises and odd twists. From bison and bears to a deep crevasse and a crazy old man, they work together to overcome the obstacles in their path. But will these two opposites be able to put aside fear of change and rejection to take a chance on the promise of love?


A big thank you to Mallory for having me and The Mysterious Old Dude from Lonely Road on her blog. It’s been an experience!


Saturday, March 12, 2011

Tony the Wolf has met his match . . . sort of

     In keeping with a recent turn of focus, Wild Woman Kane is pleased to welcome Charlotte McPherson, a bright, young supporting character in Keena Kincaid's first Class of '85 story, Something More. Something tells me after meeting her, you'll agree Charlotte could hold her own with the likes of Denny Ryker and Tony the Wolf. Take it away . . . Charlotte!

     Hi. I’m Charlotte McPherson. I’m 17 and I’m…what? No, I wasn’t named after Charlotte from Sex and the City—as if! My brother, Nick, told me I was named for the spider in a story about a pig, but he said that because I was scared of spiders when I was a little kid. I was really named after the writer who wrote Jane Eyre. I think that’s cool, but I pretend I haven’t read the book. It’s not cool to be smart.
Where are you from? I’m from Summerville, NY, a boring little city at the edge of the most boring of the great lakes (Lake Ontario) in the most boring part of New York state.
What is Something More about? It’s about what happened when I ran away from Nick’s condo in New York City. See, my parents died in a car crash. Well, they weren’t really my parents, but I didn’t know that until the funeral. Everyone knew and everyone frakking lied to me! Everyone! God, I was pissed. Still am a little bit. So anyway I learned about that. Then Nick said he wanted me to go live with him in the city. No way. All my friends are here! So I left and stayed with my boyfriend.

     Oh, you wanted to know more about Nick and Nora.
What did you think the first time you saw Nora? She’s pretty cool for an old lady. I think she’s like 40 or 50. Anyway, did you know she beat Nick up? After I ran away, I needed money, so I went to the restaurant where I used to work to get my last check. Nick was waiting there. I ran into the women’s bathroom. Nora was in there. Nick came in after me. Can you believe it? He came right into the girl’s bathroom! Nora thought he was pervy, so she did some sort of martial arts move and put him on the ground! It was way cool. Then I stole her car keys—she had a Volkswagen key fob, so I knew I could figure out which car in the lot was hers—and took her car so I could get away.
What was your second thought? That I shouldn’t steal from someone who just beat up my brother. He’s been in prison. He’s tough.
Did you think it was love at first sight? No way. Being beaten up by a woman has to be a lust kill. Then again, Nick can be weird.
What do you like most about Nora? She doesn’t tell me what to do. I needed advice once, and she gave me the straight dope. She didn’t tell Nick either.
How would you describe her? I think she’s cool. David, her nephew, says she’s an ass pain, but he lives with her.
How would she describe you? Don’t ask. After I took her car, Casey—the douche bag ex—totaled it. I’m not her favorite person at the moment.
What is your biggest fear? That Nick is lying to me when he says he wants me to come live with him when he really just feels obligated to take care of me. He lied to me all my life, why would he suddenly tell the truth now?
Who's your favorite fictional character and why? Don’t tell anyone, cause it’s so uncool, but I love Six from Battlestar Galactica. She just so in charge of herself and everyone else. David says I’m like Starbuck. I hope he’s wrong. She’s pretty frakked up.
What is the best piece of advice you ever received? Nora told me once that everyone gets several, maybe dozens of chances at love, and to not throw away future opportunities because I’m scared no one else will want me.
To Keena: What movies or books have had an impact on your writing? One of the best openings to any novel I’ve ever read is, “I had a farm in Africa, at the foot of the Ngong Hills” by Isak Dinesen (Out of Africa). It tells you where the book takes place, that she’s no longer there and that she wishes herself back. I still want to write such an evocative opening line.

Keena Kincaid likes to say she writes romances in which passion, magic and treachery collide to create unforgettable stories. The truth is she’s usually kidnapped by tall, handsome men (who are totally into someone else) and held hostage until she helps them win the woman of their dreams. For more information about her books, visit: http://keenakincaid.com/

And now, an excerpt from Something More . . .

Nora was either spinning or falling. Perhaps both. His mouth brushed hers again. The heat and taste of peat from the Scotch lingered on her lips as Nick placed a series of soft kisses along her jaw, her chin. He nipped her lower lip and pressed her against the rail, a gentle movement that knocked the air from her chest with the promise of what was to come.
Anxiety slithered over skin. She couldn’t do this. Hadn’t done this since her divorce—actually for years before that. She was going to embarrass herself if she kept going.
Nick—”
He tilted her chin upward with one finger, shifted the angle of his body until the solid heat of his erection burned through her jeans. Bones melted. Doubts faded. His lips worked over hers in a heady blend of skill and desire.
The hand beneath her sweater slid upward, over the bumps of her ribs until his fingertips traced the lace of her thin bra, catching her nipple between finger and thumb. His tongue tangled with hers. He took his time, drinking her like fine Scotch and running his hands over her body with exquisite slowness. Her head spun from a primitive demand for sexual satisfaction. She’d forgotten what it was like, this incandescent, all-consuming need for another person. She pressed her palm against his chest, felt the heat of his skin, curled her fingers against hard muscle. His heart thumped hard and fast against her hand. He broke the kiss and leaned against her, his face against her hair. He smelled spicier than before, warmer, too.
Are you certain?”
Pulling back, she studied him, trying to decipher the flicker of doubt on his face. “Who would’ve thought the wild boy of Summerville High would grow up to be so staid?”


Sunday, March 6, 2011

Meet Tony the Wolf

     For a refreshing change of pace, we have a unique guest with us today--a man near and dear [?] to my heart, the 'bad guy' [next only to Dickhead that is] in Sharon Buchbinder's An Inn Decent Proposal. He's a character, to put it mildly. So grab a cuppa and empty your bladders 'cause heeeere's Tony . . .


Where are you from originally?
Who’s askin’? What are you with the feds, or sumpin’? You got ID? No? Youse is just some nosy reporter? Fine. I’m from Jersey. That’s all youse needs to know.
What is An Inn Decent Proposal about?
It’s about how I got screwed outta a sweet deal. I was gonna build a casino, move in my crew, get some respect, if you know what I mean. The chief of police, Dickhead, he told me we had a deal. He lied to me. Him and his big-titted, useless wife, Beth, Betty, whatever. I get to the auction, which is supposed to be rigged for ME. That place was MINE. Then outta the blue these two saps walk in, actin’ like they ain’t seen each other in twenty-five years--baloney. They had a plan. I figured that out pretty quick. They out bid me. ME, Tony the Wolf. And, Betty, Beth, she insisted they got it fair and square. Man, I wanted to off that broad, but I needed her around for the paperwork.

What did you think the first time you saw Jim and Genie.
If that little bimbo, Genie King, hadn’t pissed me off, I think she and I woulda gotten along just fine. Big ass. Nice set of jugs. I could get lost in that kinda woman. Lots of meat. Not bony like those women who starve themselves alla time. Then it turns out she’s with James Rawlings, aka, Ichabod Crane--and she outbids me? ME? I wasn’t takin’ that crap lyin’ down. Might as well paint LOSER on my forehead. I would never hear the end of it from my boys back in Jersey.

What was your second thought?
She and her stupid boyfriend needed to be taught a lesson about who was in charge, and it wasn’t them. It was me. Tony the Wolf.

Did you think it was love at first sight?
Love is for suckers.

What do you like most about Jim or Genie?
Her tits—no, her ass. Both. But, she pissed me off. I had to show her I was in charge. It was MY deal, not hers or his.
How would you describe Genie?
Ever see that movie, Sweet Charity? Like that, with the red hair, but wearing a suit that shows all her curves. Tits, baby, nice tits. The guy was tall, skinny. Women would say he looked like Nick Cage. I thought Ichabod Crane. He coulda played the part in a movie.

How would she describe you?
To be honest, she don’t care for me much. Called me a hairy knuckled Neanderthal. She and Ichabod thought they was alone, havin’ pillow talk. Ha. I was listening. I heard what that bitch said. She and I had a private conversation goin’--until that idiot Ichabod Crane showed up.

What made you choose mob underling as a career?
It’s a callin’ really. Some people are just meant to be who they are. Vinny needed some help, put out the word, and bada-bing, here I am. It’s whaddya call it? Kismet. That’s it.

What is your biggest fear?
It ain’t WHAT--it’s WHO. Vinny DeCapo is my biggest fear. That and looking like a LOSER.

How do you relax?
I have a drink, watch some “adult” TV.

What's your favorite fictional character and why?
I don’t know nothin’ about fiction. I like to stick with reality TV. Like Tony Soprano. He’s a GOD. I want to be him when I grow up. I tried to track down his people in Jersey, even went to that meat market. They said they didn’t know what I was talking about. Pretty slick. He inspires loyalty even at the meat market, they don’t give nothin’ away on him.

What is the best piece of advice you ever received?
Don’t leave no witnesses.

To Sharon, the author: What movies or books have had an impact on you?
      This is like asking me if I like air or water. Almost every book I read has some impact--positive or negative. The ones that I enjoy reading most have elements of mystery, horror and romance. Of course, that’s what I write, too. I started out reading Nancy Drew (yes, that was me snooping around your house!) moved on to Asimov, Bradbury and Heinlein, while devouring Agatha Christie. Met Dean Koontz reading Lightening and fell in love with that story (big romance plot) and pursued the rest of his stories. With respect to romance, I used to subscribe to Harlequin’s Romantic Suspense and Intrigue series. I learned how to plot fast-paced romance and suspense together through reading those books. I have stacks of to-be-read books in my overcrowded library and now have a Kindle and a Nook so I can store my books electronically and carry them where ever I go.

     With respect to movies, I love thrillers. Man On Fire with Denzel Washington and Enough with Jennifer Lopez are the two I’ve watched most recently while torturing myself on the elliptical trainer. Body Heat is one of the best noir films ever made. Kathleen Turner is hot and an amazing man eater. She inspired me to write my man eating character, Isabel Ramirez, in Desire And Deception. However, unlike Kathleen Turner’s character, Isabel redeems herself at the end.